Today’s bang of the week is actress Diane Lane -- a member of the “Brat Pack”. There is a caveat, though: She is pretty long in the tooth right now, so I will say that she is bangable minus 10 years (i.e. I would have banged her if she were at least 10 years younger than she is now). It’s quite possible that she is no longer capable of breeding. That’s a big minus. And her boobs are smaller than I would prefer. But she has a kickass body and an absolutely gorgeous face and how!



Have any of you dumbasses seen the movie “Unfaithful”? I just saw that movie last night on TNT of all channels. Actually, it was on at the same time as “The Exorcist”, so I was switching channels constantly in between commercials. Needless to say, the T.V. version of “Unfaithful” is much tamer than the theatrical version, which is tragic. Nevertheless, it inspired me to write this post. I find that movie interesting in that it is essentially glorified softcore porn. Director, Adrienne Lyne, is know for making that sort of thing. He became infamous for directing “9 1/2 Weeks” and the newer version of “Lolita”.



What amazes me most is that these movies (with the possible exception of “Lolita”) appeal more to women more than to men. The recipe for these movies is similar: Bored, masochistic, hot, woman meets hot, “bad boy”, player (with a pseudo-sensitive side). Bored, hot, woman, gets toyed with by hot, sadistic, player. At some point the affair between these two innately fucked up individuals becomes too intense, thus leading up to a near-rape. In the end, the bored, hot, woman takes control over the relationship by ending it. I suppose that this is the cliched (yet potent) ultimate fantasy of many women, thus the popular appeal. Reality is a different story, of course.

Or not?



Requisite near-rape scene



Life, as they say, imitates art. Lane seems to have a weakness for bad boys. She is currently married to Josh Brolin (whose father is married to an anteater), who was arrested for misdemeanor domestic battery. Diane later declined to press charges. As is usually the case, their publicist lied and denied for them. Apparently, according to the publicist, it was a “misunderstanding”. Uh-huh.


Diane's uber-busty mom



Anyway, I suppose that it comes as no surprise that Diane’s mother is the uber-busty Playboy Playmate of October 1957, Colleen Farrington (38”DD - 25” - 35”). If she and her daughter were all closer in age, I would be willing to let them have a menage-et-trois with me.