Friday, January 5, 2007

Update: After 114 votes, I’m currently rated a 8 out of 10 on the “Hot or Not” website. That means that I am hotter than 78% of the people on that website. Not bad. Woot! Woot!

Anyway, I was finally able to sign up for classes. One of the classes that I am taking is “Beginning Latin Dance”. I was kind of interested in taking “Beginning Social Dance” because I suck ass at dancing, but that course was all filled up. I want to survey all of the classes to check out all of the babes. I figure that maximum survey = maximum boobage. In other words, I’ll try to find out which classes have the hottest babes and then try to wait list the course with the hottest babes. Learning how to dance is secondary. If all goes according to plan, within two days I will be able to come to the necessary conclusion.

I’m also considering joining the school band. I played trumpet in high-school and I was pretty good. But, most importantly, it will give me another opportunity to meet hot babes. The sucky thing, however, is that it is a big commitment. It means I have to go attend football games, march, travel, etc., and I don’t know if I have that kind of time or patience.

Plus, band nerds can be kind of annoying, believe you me. It’s extremely competitive. Three of my fellow trumpeters in high-school were in the top three slots in the All-State-Honor-Band of California. In other words, they were really fucking talented. And that kind of talent breeds arrogance. And, according to me, I’m the only one who is allowed to be an arrogant prick.


Update: After 114 votes, I’m currently rated a 8 out of 10 on the “Hot or Not” website. That means that I am hotter than 78% of the people on that website. Not bad. Woot! Woot!



Anyway, I was finally able to sign up for classes. One of the classes that I am taking is “Beginning Latin Dance”. I was kind of interested in taking “Beginning Social Dance” because I suck ass at dancing, but that course was all filled up. I want to survey all of the classes to check out all of the babes. I figure that maximum survey = maximum boobage. In other words, I’ll try to find out which classes have the hottest babes and then try to wait list the course with the hottest babes. Learning how to dance is secondary. If all goes according to plan, within two days I will be able to come to the necessary conclusion.



I’m also considering joining the school band. I played trumpet in high-school and I was pretty good. But, most importantly, it will give me another opportunity to meet hot babes. The sucky thing, however, is that it is a big commitment. It means I have to go attend football games, march, travel, etc., and I don’t know if I have that kind of time or patience.



Plus, band nerds can be kind of annoying, believe you me. It’s extremely competitive. Three of my fellow trumpeters in high-school were in the top three slots in the All-State-Honor-Band of California. In other words, they were really fucking talented. And that kind of talent breeds arrogance. And, according to me, I’m the only one who is allowed to be an arrogant prick.